What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 03:20

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
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